Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*
Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."


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vegan-hippie:

this reminds me of a night a few weeks ago, we came back home drunk at 3am and kept offering people tea even though nobody wanted any. next morning we went downstairs and found 23 untouched cups of green and earl grey tea


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buenas-ondas:

sold out, noooo!


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peachae:

this is pretty much my favourite photo ever


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opakia:

 
nudes in her nudes tab…wtf


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12-27-1996:

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expeditum:

where we used to live by -hille- on Flickr.

ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

(via windy-breeze)

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